You know when you get to the end of the day and everyone goes to bed without screaming after eating all their tea and you actually feel like a super hero? There are a few (yes very few) days where I do feel like I could take on the world. It’s usually when I’ve managed to put away half a basket of washing that has sat there for a month and it’s desperate times as I’m resorting to the maternity leggings – but you just feel ACE! Being a twin Mom makes people think you’re actually quite a good human being and I am often called “supermom” I think it’s because I’ve gotten to 19 months of having twins and not lost one – so I’ll happily take the supermom tag – but whilst I’m bagging supermom – I think that these superhero titles are actually more accurate than the ones that are in all those comics.
Cack Woman – her super power would definitely be the ability to change a cack filled nappy on a toddler who is having a tantrum and rolling everywhere. She has mastered how to change said sh*tty nappies standing up and can change in under 10 seconds – what a woman! She looks utterly fabulous too – and please note she’s not wearing white which shows them stains up something chronic!
Nap man – forget Batman – Nap Man has taken over and can power nap for the world. A 39 second nap whilst the child is dancing to the Peppa Pig theme tune will revitalise Nap Man for the day. You really have to seize ANY opportunity for a power shot.
Wonder-ful Woman – the Mother who can cook and craft and DAMN looks good in a pair of hotpants. She is the creme de la creme of parent superheroes and no one likes her as she’s so bloody good at everything (I definitely would never ever be her!)
Ciderman – Everyone would want to be him; his super power would be to drink as much as humanly possible; after the littlies have gone to bed of course!) and still be able to be at the sight of a dropped drink in milliseconds
Iron-ing Man – I would quite like him to live in my house. I certainly would open him with welcome arms to come in to my house and blitz all the ironing whilst I was in bed. If anyone sees him – send him my way!
Night Bawler – this one is reserved for the little human in you lives. Night Bawler keeps you up ALL night with the dulcet tones of a wailing child. This superhero is not welcome in anyone’s house EVER!! But he seems to be the one that inhabits most…!
So which one would you like to be? Or even better which one ARE you?!